Give me a brutal offensive roast of "lid" Any text in quotes is the slang term - format all mentions of it with double asterisks to bold them. Provide 10 examples in a table format.
| Number | Brutal Offensive Roast |
|---|---|
| 1 | Oh no, you're wearing that lid? I thought the ceiling was falling on you! |
| 2 | If lids were a crime, you'd be in jail for life. |
| 3 | That lid is so bad, it's like your head was dipped in mud and left to rot. |
| 4 | I’d rather get hit by a truck than wear that lid. |
| 5 | You’re not just wearing a lid, you're haunting the fashion world. |
| 6 | That lid is so ugly, it’s doing damage control for the entire planet. |
| 7 | I’ve seen better lids on dead people. |
| 8 | If lids had a rating system, yours would be in the negatives. |
| 9 | That lid is so bad, it’s giving your head migraines. |
| 10 | You don’t wear a lid, you suffer through one. |